Overheard at the Oswald House

[Scene: Jason was feeding Hadley in the dining room while I baked pumpkin bread in the kitchen.]

Loud noise comes from the dining room. Clearly Hadley has tossed her sippy cup onto the floor.

Me (ever so cleverly): That's why we bought the no-shatter, no-spill sippy cups.

Jason (ever so much more cleverly): Do they make shatter-and-spill sippy cups?

Touché, sweet hubby. Touché.