"It's time to listen. Mommy not going to ask me again. If I no listen, I go to timeout. Make good choice."
4. Just because they learn it, doesn't mean they'll apply it.
She went to timeout.
3. The first time they embarrass you in public, it's accidental.
"Mommy! That man have a baby in his tummy!" in church. During prayer. In the stage whisper that's no whisper at all.
2. The second time they embarrass you in public, it's because they saw your reaction, and they liked it.
"That guy have a baby in his tummy? And that guy? And that lady have a BIG baby in her tummy!" At the pool. While pointing and yelling. Awesome.
1. You've never felt so humble as you do the minute you realize your two-year-old is out-smarting you.